The one time I ever peeped a competitor’s Instagram account, was to behold a farcical, but earnestly posted image of “another successful trip…” Nick McCandless running home to Florida from the wilds of Texas.
Oh, Nick, it may be time to dust off that passport.
Small of stature, replete with fake social media followers, and woefully behind in the culture, Little Nick McCandless does not appear to travel much.
Perhaps it’s unfair, to compare my many years in Europe, Asia, and now in Latin America to a younger, less experienced Silver Spooner.
I too have much to learn, despite my advancing years.
And despite his small, servile way (some have said the tone of Little Nick McCandless voice rings false, in the pitch range of common rodentia) that Nick McCandless needs so desperately to poach yet another client (is this the fifth or sixth?), Chioma Anyaorah aka Queen Chi (it’s ok, Little Nick, she’s a narcissistic nightmare who violated her agreement from day one) and to change his company name to High Life (don’t worry, Little Nick, I’m not going to sue you, but Steve Pammenter is on notice).
You may receive a legal letter, totally unrelated to me, sent by the Miller Brewing Company in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, whom I believe hold a trademark on High Life, the champagne of beers.
Yes, even though McCandless Group recently became High Life (which I’m certain had nothing to do with my company Shore Thang) I have decided to take the high road. I will not change my company name or fly off the handle or even legally confront the anti-competitive ways of Little Nick McCandless.
Why? Because I am tall.
Like between 6’2″ and 6’3″.
Reed Shankwiler, also once an attorney representing Little Nick McCandless, would want it that way.
Reed Shankwiler showed up in court to appeal Nick’s small claims court loss to me, wearing a three-piece suit, and did not gloat or glower at me, despite my pro per appearance.
Reed Shankwiler knows what I know.
Do the job, go home, save the celebrations for a private venue.
What to do with Nick McCandless?
Doxxing the South Florida address where we previously served Little Nick McCandless a lawsuit is not on my agenda.
I have a business to run and these days, making money and telling the truth are full time jobs.
Shore Thang needs me as much as I need it.
And despite living in Mexico and hearing how affordable and simple it might be to hire a sicario, get them over the porous American border into humid South Florida, it seemed excessive to utilize those kinds of favors. I’m not particularly threatened by a drowning state run by a minor league baseball “player” who burns books but, again, I never had to wear lifts on my shoes.
Blessing should be counted.
Not even a trash pull by a cunning private investigator at the McCandless residence seemed appropriate.
Tate’s TikTok vids made the house easy enough to find, but what would I find in there?
Receipts for Little Nick’s water craft weekends?
The spoils of Tate’s shopping excursions?
More than likely, I would discover a taste for revenge that would only make the world a darker place.
No, the Atlantic will take back South Florida soon enough.
I shall persist with focus, dignity, and verisimilitude.
That’s because the most appropriate trash to air would be that of Little Nick McCandless’ many emails — those of Gerard Fox, his various legal creatures, and other related charlatans who wriggle like worms among those of us upright and honest.
Running back into a legal world to face Gerard Fox didn’t seem like the best use of my time.
Gerard Fox looks like a sort of county fair, charcoal caricature of 1970s-era Elvis Presley, doughy set, gelled coif, wide across the face, and all too willing to spend time and other people’s money by spinning yarns in court.
It has been said Gerard Fox believes in chicanery, duplicitousness, and graft not as methods of his law practice, but as upstream values from which his entire living ecosystem has evolved.
These are not the people — nor the experiences — with which I desire to engage.
Not just lifting language from my private email communications to place into court filings (as Gerard Fox routinely does), but also failing to return shopping carts at the grocery store, driving only slightly over the speed limit (no more than 10mph+), and turning into lanes on the 405 freeway on his ways to/from work with a blinker flashing only after he’s completed his turn.
Gerard Fox makes infuriating others a philosophy; ongoing, limitless, and as matter of course.
Why?
He wants you to be infuriated.
Gerard Fox needs your fear and your anger, as one does when dabbling in the dark arts of persuasion and deceit.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate the title of Gerard Fox’s book, Sue The Bastards!
It’s not just a self-serving method of 20th century analog advertising but a genuine philosophy.
Gerard Fox desires to contend.
Breach and he’ll breach with you.
Subpoena and he’ll move to quash.
Execute a writ and he’ll, well, never mind… there’s no time to explain a Walsh Act Subpoena to the folks at home!
As my life choice, I have found that wit, charm, and the truth to be far superior than California Superior Court.
I genuinely — and against the advice of legal counsel — do not know if the many actions by Little Nick McCandless, et al, which Shore Thang and myself personally have endured since 2020 meet the legal criteria necessary to pursue a civil RICO in the State of California.
I choose to stay in my lane and preside over the digital marketing.
Read More: Nick McCandless and Gerard Fox Can Only Win by Cheating
Below are a few crawlable, SEO-optimized emails from Reed Shankwiler, counsel to Little Nick McCandless, sent to a federal judge in California.
Dear the Honorable Judge Wilner,
We just lodged our request for the issuance of the renewed writ of execution against Digital Marketing Advisors. Thank you for having your staff issue the other requested writ today. I hope that you enjoy the rest of your night and I believe that we have now met our obligation to file in a more optimal manner, thank you again. Apologies for the delay herein.
Sincerely,
Reed
From: MRWChambers <MRW_Chambers@cacd.uscourts.gov>
Sent: Monday, July 15, 2024 1:45 PM
To: Reed Shankwiler <rshankwiler@gerardfoxlaw.com>; MRWChambers <MRW_Chambers@cacd.uscourts.gov>
Cc: Kathryn Lunn <klunn@gerardfoxlaw.com>; Zachary Elliot <ze@shorethang.media>
Subject: RE: Requesting Status of Order – Re: 2:21-cv-06888-AB-MRW Digital Marketing Advisors v. McCandless Group, LLC et al
” Warning, External Sender”
Oh, I see it buried in there now. Not the optimal way to present it to the Court. I’ll have my staff figure out how to issue it
From: Reed Shankwiler <rshankwiler@gerardfoxlaw.com>
Sent: Monday, July 15, 2024 1:38 PM
To: MRWChambers <MRW_Chambers@cacd.uscourts.gov>
Cc: Kathryn Lunn <klunn@gerardfoxlaw.com>; Zachary Elliot <ze@shorethang.media>
Subject: RE: Requesting Status of Order – Re: 2:21-cv-06888-AB-MRW Digital Marketing Advisors v. McCandless Group, LLC et al
Dear the Honorable Judge Wilner,
Thank you very much your Honor. I believe that the writ was attached as “Exhibit 1” & “Exhibit 2” within our supporting Declaration (ECF #120-2). Our paralegal is currently out of the office but I will work to lodge it with the Court quickly.
Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Reed
From: MRWChambers <MRW_Chambers@cacd.uscourts.gov>
Sent: Monday, July 15, 2024 1:32 PM
To: Reed Shankwiler <rshankwiler@gerardfoxlaw.com>; MRWChambers <MRW_Chambers@cacd.uscourts.gov>
Cc: Kathryn Lunn <klunn@gerardfoxlaw.com>; Zachary Elliot <ze@shorethang.media>
Subject: RE: Requesting Status of Order – Re: 2:21-cv-06888-AB-MRW Digital Marketing Advisors v. McCandless Group, LLC et al
” Warning, External Sender”
Thanks for reaching out. Will be issued today. I don’t see a separate proposed writ, just the lodged proposed order. I’ll issue that today. If you want a separate WOE, please lodge with the Court and I’ll take care of it promptly.
Judge Wilner
Emails from Little Nick McCandless’ “heavy,” California attorney Gerard P. Fox (California Bar #151649 — his status is listen as “Active” and no one should dare file erroneous State Bar of California complaints against Fox or draw attention to his 70’s-era Elvis appearance).
Reed Shankwiler Works For or Has Worked For Gerard Fox Law
Just because the attached photo seems to indicate that Gerard Fox laws practices in a parking lot in Los Angeles, doesn’t necessarily mean that’s true.
Likewise, I would love to believe that all six of those Google reviews are genuine, fact-based, and not written under pseudonyms or by family or friends of anyone related to Gerard Fox.
To imply so or suggest otherwise would not be the highest and best use of my time.
Chioma Lovenda Anyaorah is also known as Busty Chi
As Queen Chi is now employed by Little Nick McCandless and High Life, I wanted to return the passport pic of Chioma Lovenda Anyaorah, because I think she missed one or two of my emails and I’m sure she wants this photo back.
Here ya go Chioma!
I’m reasonably sure I won’t even sue you for repeatedly violating our signed, written agreement.
In the meantime, the monsoon rains are tapering off and we are on the cusp of enjoying a second spring down here in Mexico.
Below is a link to a few of my photos and videos. If you dare to look, you may find Zachary Elliot in Mexico City
