Everyone Wants to Grab a Coffey | Playtime with Ellie-Jean Coffey
In late-July 2026, Ellie-Jean Coffey, a notorious and stunning Australian surfer, reached out to me via email. A few weeks before, it was revealed the the new owner…
Tag: Nick McCandless
Sloppy Seconds For Little Nick McCandless, A Low-Life Reaching For The High Life
The one time I ever peeped a competitor’s Instagram account, was to behold a farcical, but earnestly posted image of “another successful trip…” Nick McCandless running home…
Nick McCandless and Gerard P. Fox Can’t Win Without Cheating
Julia Burch Ellie The Empress Bree Cheyenne And likely more models who were discovered by Shore Thang founder Zachary Elliot and later mysteriously ended up working with McCandless...
